What To Know About The Potential Russian Plague Outbreak
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In the Russian city of Irkutsk, the death of a plague researcher from a mysterious illness has stoked fears of an outbreak. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the emerging situation.
Q: What is the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Research Institute?
A: You might want to postpone your weekend girls trip to a hospital in Irkutsk.
A: No, nobody will ever keep you away from Chili’s again.
Q: Didn’t plague end in the Middle Ages?
A: A 650-year anniversary version was recently rereleased under the brand name “Plague Classic.”
Q: When will we know exactly what happened?
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Original title: What To Know About The Potential Russian Plague Outbreak